God gifted you a champ's package and now you wanna ruin it with asymmetry. Tsk tsk tsk.
The radiation from your phone is literally killing off your little swimmers.
...because it's all f*cked up.
You got the rose petals all laid out, candles lit, and the massage oil ready. There's just one problem. You can't get it up, and this study says it's because your cell phone is zapping your dick. You can't be tappin' ass with Digi-dick.
How is this not the biggest headline on every news site?
It's genocide, bro.