You're between sets at the gym or your standing in line at the coffee shop. Since the idea of saying "Hi" to another human being scares you, you whip out your phone thinking it makes you look 'busy.' Too bad for you, she sees right through it. It reeks of insecurity and the stench is overwhelming. She doesn't want your digits.
Congratulations hunchback. You're spent so much time looking down that you now you gotta case of text neck or worse, a neck hump. That means now you're spending time at the doctor when instead you should be at the gym or out looking for some honeys.
Fellas, what's a woman supposed to think when she sees you staring at your phone all day? She's probably thinking you're an addict who can't go 60 seconds without it. In her mind, you probably sh*t while browsing Instagram. Gross bro. She don't want nothin' to do with your sh*t...or your digits.
Texting with your boys about last night's game? Package just arrived at your door? It can wait. The beauty in the 3-inch heels right in front of you can't. If you're glued to your phone then that means you can't focus on her. And if you ever want to hit that sh*t bareback and pop out a junior, you gotta man-up and show her you're gonna be there.
Oh, and you're so 'busy' on Tinder that you start running head first into sh*t, or falling down. If a woman sees you do this, it might as well be game over. There's no recovery. You're done. Are you the f*cking champ or just another f*ck boy? Do you want to be chasing tail all your life or do you want the tail chasing you?
Oh, and unless you gotta case of the die-quick, stash the phone when you're driving.
Phones make it so easy to pretend to be someone you're not. Social media brings out the worst in people. Be better. Be a killer.
It's genocide, bro.