The science says...

Plastic, red dye, atrazine, fragrance, triclosan, and parabens can all lower testosterone levels. But did you know that microwave radiation can also negatively affect testosterone levels as well?

Brain tumors...NBD, right?

The science says...

Microwave radiation has been shown to produce DNA strand breaks.

Unrepaired breaks impair DNA replication and transcription, leading to cell death, carcinogenic and neurodegenerative effects.

Don't worry. The FCC is probably on top of this and will ensure you can't buy anything that does this to you...right?

Texting while pregnant?

Electromagnetic radiation from electronic devices increases a woman's risk of miscarriage by nearly 3x.

You can take our word for it, or read these awesome peer-reviewed research papers. Your baby will thank you for it.

Oh, and check out the Environmental Health Trust.

Knocked up? 4 ways to protect your baby.

Switch Your Cell Phone to Airplane Mode.
Turn Your Damn Phone Off (and your Wi-fi, Alexa, and X Box).
Use Wired Technology (yes, landlines and network cables).
Wear EMF-protective clothing.

Don't nuke your nuts, bro.

Turns out, cell phone radiation can turn a guy's alpha juice into beta juice. The radiation stress those little alpha swimmers out. Guys' swimmers just can’t groove like they used to.

Pocketed cell phones make guys' swimmers like Michael Phelps on a year-round off-season. China might not want guys' DNA anymore because it’s all f*cked up from cell phones.

Hopefully, guys are lucky enough to get it up.